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1nsomnizac:

listen kiddo, i spent twenty years living alone in an endless desert with nothing but the memories of my best friend turning evil, cutting said best friends legs off and leaving him for dead, and all the guilt that comes with knowing i never guessed that guy i saw on a regular basis was evil magician space hitler. so if i cope with that by telling myself my friend was killed by darth vader you’re going to cut me some slack.

1nsomnizac:

listen kiddo, i spent twenty years living alone in an endless desert with nothing but the memories of my best friend turning evil, cutting said best friends legs off and leaving him for dead, and all the guilt that comes with knowing i never guessed that guy i saw on a regular basis was evil magician space hitler. so if i cope with that by telling myself my friend was killed by darth vader you’re going to cut me some slack.

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ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

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littlemisslulubelle:

popthirdworld:

This comic was a frikking epic to put together. Like my FB page for more! And share it to your FB buddies!

Exactly man….

littlemisslulubelle:

popthirdworld:

This comic was a frikking epic to put together. Like my FB page for more! And share it to your FB buddies!

Exactly man….

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soyrwoo:

what if muse’s unsustainable had someone reading out the beginning of bee movie instead of the second law of thermodynamics

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walmart-jesus:

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I’m intrigued 

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hokeyfright:

the only true ally

hokeyfright:

the only true ally

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